3 Best Things . . .
Thursday, March 24, 2005
1. Having a day off when you work every day!
2. Getting your place in order so you can have friends over!
3. Having a sense of humor!
Ridiculous!
Tuesday, March 22, 2005
As Jackson left court six hours later, a reporter asked him what had happened in the morning. Jackson looked back and moved his mouth but no words came out. He then said he was "very much hurt" and was on medication "by way of a doctor."
Can't we just get this man out of the headlines! Jackson is obviously experience extreme back pain that makes him mutter like Bubbles. ARGH!
Hasn't anyone else noticed that he is simply becoming LIZ TAYLOR???
Ode to L.K.
Friday, March 18, 2005
I wrote this with vision:
(You have to imagine a mad rap beat in the background and very little clothing)
I'm locked up in the pen.
They call me mutha hen.
I'm Lil' Kim.
Here's to cool Friends!!!
Wednesday, March 09, 2005
Me: Which would you rather do?
Me: Get on a bike and be able to ride in the sky ET style.
Friend: ot
Friend: or
Me: Dig down in the ground and tunnel under the earth like a mole--without getting dirty of course!
Me: or
Me: Turn into ice whenever you wanted?
Friend: ET
